In the Age of AI, we're likely to all end up retired in a field. So let’s get a little practice in.
Pay to play (you can't win, but you can climb the leaderboard). Money split to Nostr dev projects helped.
Minibits only for now, 21 min
Token must start with "cashu".
Bring your own npub via extension
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Level Select
Pick a level. Classic chase lives in 1-3, then try the beach drop stampede, laser-eye showdown, and the in-flight skydiver chaos unlocked for this standalone build.
How to play
Click the field and your man will move to that position
Avoid the cow, if he catches you - you lose!
Why
With the rise of AI, you’ve done well, but you no longer have a job!
So you’re retired to a field. You’re just looking forward to some quiet time alone, but what’s that cow looking at…
How to play
Click the field and your man will move to that position
Avoid the cows, if they catch you - you lose!
Level 2
What was that cow’s problem? Wow. Either way the money you had in bitcoin appreciated, you got sick of being chased round the field and you decided to move on up and retire to a nice quiet boat.
Bliss. But, what’s that noise…
How to play
Click the field and your man will move to that position
Avoid the cows, if they catch you - you lose!
Level 3
Wow. That is a persistent cow! The bitcoin’s up though and you’re sick of this.
You leave the planet and retire on the moon. Sure it’s lonely but at least that cow can’t follow you!
What’s that bounding over the horizon…
How to play
Tap to move. Dodge the beach drop-ins.
Every two seconds a wave of cows dives straight down. One touch and it's over.
Level 4
Retiring on the beach sounded chill—until the herd picked up skydiving.
Survive as the stampede grows denser every other wave.
How to play
Two cows are back on the chase. Magenta power-ups drop every couple seconds—grab one for laser eyes.
Lasers stun any cow caught in the beam for a second. When they wear off, the stampede resumes.
Level 5
Retired life unlocks laser-eye surgery, apparently.
Chain beams together or get run down when the cows recover.
How to play
Click along the cabin floor and your man will sprint to that spot.
Dodge the skydiving herd—if one sticks the landing on you, the flight's over.
Level 6
You finally retired above the clouds on a private jet. The herd chartered a HALO jump to visit anyway.
Energy cells appear on the floor. Collect one to fire vertical laser beams for three seconds and fry any incoming cow.
Gotcha!
Oh no! The cow has caught you!
It's not easy to be a retired in a field.
The more you practice the more you'll climb up the leaderboard!
